I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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