Sponge bath it is.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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