They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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