She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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