Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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