You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
That reminds me...we need to get swords
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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