we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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