wanna go halves on a baby?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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