I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
