I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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