Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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