Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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