hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
wow bdsm is so cute
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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