If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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