awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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