come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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