i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
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