There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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