Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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