using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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