what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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