oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Naked. naked and bneed help.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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