Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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