Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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