but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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