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the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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