omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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