I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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