My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Randomize
