i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
my shit smells like andre
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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