Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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