we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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