check it out our google latitudes are spooning
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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