This girl is more easily done than said...
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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