Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
