I wanna passion pit in your ass
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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