I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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