Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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