yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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I need you to use more vowels.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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