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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police

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  What?!?

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  What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?

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• (518): View more from New York

  Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can

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• (310): View more from California

  You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.

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  Those were right hand only?

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  I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched

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