WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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