so explain again why im purple
no
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
