if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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