Joe is yelling at the trees again.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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