is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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