are you so shy because you have an std?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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