weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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