Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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