The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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