I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
