you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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