You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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