I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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