Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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