im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You are a genius and a whore.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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