would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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