Capitaan dildo arrescate!
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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